Potential Monologue Jokes
Washington state started taxing candy, bottled water and beer today, making it much more difficult for me to avoid paying taxes…
Washington State Ferries is hoping to increase ridership by spending $1.1 million on a social-networking marketing campaign. The campaign includes telling people on Facebook that there are good bookstores on Bainbridge Island. Sounds reasonable. Avid internet users in Seattle will obviously want to ride a boat to buy a book.
Seattle is turning-over management of the city’s aquarium to a non-profit organization. Apparently everyone who donates is guaranteed not to get attacked by an octopus while they are visiting the aquarium.
