A lawyer running for Clallam County prosecutor was arrested for potential DUI and drug charges after he allegedly pulled a knife on a ticket agent at Sea-Tac Airport. He claimed the arrest was a ploy to draw attention to his campaign: “I’m just trying to be relatable to the people of Clallam County,” he said.


The Seattle-Bainbridge ferry route — the busiest ferry route in Puget Sound — is down to one ferry because of engine problems on the second ferry. I always knew it was a bad idea to live on Bainbridge Island…


Meanwhile, the Lummi Island ferry in Whatcom County is out of commission due to a leak on the boat. Island residents are trying to hire a barge to transport their cars between the island and the mainland. I always knew I should have opened that barge business…


Seriously though. Don’t you see what’s happening here?!? The ferries are turning on us! Don’t worry though, this guy has a solution: